Bonsai Devotee Gifts

Bonsai Gardener

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Bonsai Loggers

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

'That was some storm, last night.'

Bonsai trees.

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

Tennis Fan

Bonsai Garden Incinerator