Bonsai Gifts

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Bonsai Gardener

Bonsai lawnmower.

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Bonsai desert island

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Why the Bonzai Forest struggles.

Bonsai Exhibit

'That was some storm, last night.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Bonsai trees.

Bonsai Chainsaw

Hairdryer Hurricane

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Redwood Tree

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

"Why the sudden interest in bonsai leylandi?"

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

We're looking for a small Christmas tree. How small. Tree's Tree Nursery. Our apartment is so tiny, we have to put a tree in our closet. Over here. Bonsai works! And small jewelry boxes fit perfectly underneath!

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Bonsai Trees

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery