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Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Fourth Little Pig

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You've changed."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Buddhist photo albums,

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"I've downsized."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Honeycomb

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab