Fungi Appreciators Gifts

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Fourth Little Pig

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You've changed."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Buddhist photo albums,

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"I've downsized."

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Picnic invasion strategy session

Honeycomb

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'