Microbe Appreciator Gifts

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You've changed."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Paving over the window-box

Managers and staff have differing priorities.

Louis Pasteur

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Adios Amoebas

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Librarian.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Honeycomb

Botanical violinist

Ventriloquism for Beginners

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Looks like a virus.'