
"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."
Start their day with humor and science! Our microbe-themed mugs make each coffee break a celebration of microscopic marvels—fun, quirky, and perfect for any microbiology fan.
"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."
"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."
Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.
"No flight of the Bumblebee"
"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"You've changed."
"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."
Brown Non-Recluse Spider
"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."
"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."
Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."
Paving over the window-box
Managers and staff have differing priorities.
Louis Pasteur
'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'
'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'
Adios Amoebas
A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument
'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'
'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'
Librarian.
'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'
Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'
'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.
Picnic invasion strategy session
"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."
Botanical violinist
Honeycomb
Ventriloquism for Beginners
Today's presentation - God's Miracles.
'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'
"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."
How To Be Your Own Best Friend
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