Mime Appreciator Mugs

Mime School - I will not talk in class.

Old fashioned mime control.

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

The perils of being a mime.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Ventriloquism for Beginners

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"