Mime Appreciator Prints

Mime School - I will not talk in class.

Old fashioned mime control.

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

The perils of being a mime.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Ventriloquism for Beginners

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"A haand gel...!?"