Family Genes Appreciator Mugs

'Wow, now I understand why you want to be just like your Mummy when you grow up: She's so pretty!'

"We have an acronym!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"You've changed."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

"We're out of empanadas!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Exit laughing

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"YOL 9Lives."

"...and this is my better half...!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

"Do you sell arsenic?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."