Family Genes Appreciator Prints

'Wow, now I understand why you want to be just like your Mummy when you grow up: She's so pretty!'

"We have an acronym!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"You've changed."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"We're out of empanadas!"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Most dog-like dog.

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Exit laughing

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"YOL 9Lives."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"...and this is my better half...!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"Do you sell arsenic?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"Well this is very nice! Our own private pool."

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."