Syndrome Appreciator Mugs

"We have an acronym!"

You are my sunshine!

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Teenage Shakespeare

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Bob Dylan

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Sid James

"YOL 9Lives."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"...and this is my better half...!"

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"