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'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

"We have an acronym!"

You are my sunshine!

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Teenage Shakespeare

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Bob Dylan

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Sid James

"YOL 9Lives."

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"...and this is my better half...!"

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"

"Do you sell arsenic?"