Syndrome Enthusiast T-Shirts

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Covid-19 reaper

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Sling

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"I call it synergistic business chain development."

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

Blackmarket Flu Vaccine

Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'