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'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Pencil eraser."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Dept of Entropy.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

You're being extradited to your parents.

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."