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"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Two Daleks fighting

'What a control freak!'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Post-psychoanalysis

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'It was a split decision.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

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