Disorder Enthusiast Pillows

'My mom doesn't really respect my privacy. She just can't stand to come in my room.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Pencil eraser."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Dept of Entropy.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

You're being extradited to your parents.

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'