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"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"A possible eureka."

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"It appears you have a virus."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."