Adventurous Diagnosticians Pillows

Doctors' Tour

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Fight or flight?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Stonehenge Books

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Book Shop

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Tunnel of Anxiety

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.