Diagnosis Enthusiast Prints

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"A possible eureka."

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"This feels so familiar."

Too much Inflammation