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The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Sigmund Freud.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Unguided imagery

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Computer games