Disorder Explorer Gifts

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Sigmund Freud.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Unguided imagery

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games