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'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby rocks!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Tinnitus?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Cometh the Cow!

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."