Quirky Fauna Fans Gifts

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Phoenix

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Antler Buzzers.

The next damn Batman.

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

I'm terrified of clown fish.

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Toilet ducks!

Meerkows.

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

Beware of cool cat.

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'