Flirtatious Fauna Fan Gifts

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'I think I've scored.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Banana striptease...

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

Toilet ducks!

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"This is my first drink of the day."

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"One shrimp pizza."

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

Where milkweed comes from.

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.

'May I see your telephone number?'

"You can watch if you like."

'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

'My wife is out of town for a few days.'

'You're a bookmaker? Gee -- a literary man!'

Don't look down, just keep making eye contact...