Quirky Fauna Fans Pillows

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Phoenix

Antler Buzzers.

The next damn Batman.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Meerkows.

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

Beware of cool cat.

Snake

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'