"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"
Kid Lit Enthusiast Prints
Bring storybook charm to your walls with our collection of prints inspired by beloved children’s books. Perfect for creating a whimsical, inspiring environment for book lovers of all ages.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
"Werewolves of London..."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
Pastries and Candy
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
"It's his emotional support animal."
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
One!
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"I'm in children's books, myself."
What can I play?
Jack in the box on strike.
'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
Remote Control Duck
Inaction Figure
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
Toys
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
The unforgiving tree
I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.
Help me!
Kid Lit Enthusiast Prints Collection
Kid Lit Enthusiast Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs featuring enchanting kid lit designs—perfect for brightening up any reading nook or kitchen.
Kid Lit Enthusiast Pillows
Decorate with cozy pillows inspired by childhood classics—bring a storybook world into your living space or gift it to a fellow book lover.
Kid Lit Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our whimsical kid lit-inspired t-shirts—ideal for fans of storytelling who enjoy playful, literary fashion statements.