Reading Children's Literature Pillows

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Humpty! Get down from that wall! Haven't I told you that crack can kill?!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire!

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Pastries and Candy

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.