Children's Literature Gifts

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

Alice in Responsibilityland

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'He's got his head stuck in a book.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

First library card

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Banned Books

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Rapunzel in the Morning

The Spreaders

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

'Why do all the people in the children's zone look like they are having more fun than us?'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Son, it's time we talked about surveillance."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

'Jack not so nimble.'

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."