Children's Literature Buff Gifts

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Later, Jennifer showed them how to use the faucet.

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'I guess this is what's known as poetry in motion.'

The three little pigs taunt the big, bad wolf, as he remains in his house, fearful of catching 'swine flu'.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

Audio Books

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Pastries and Candy

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Mars Poppins

"Well did he?"