Children's Book Writer Gifts

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

'My mother's a best-selling author of children's books, but she won't read me any bedtime stories.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Jacques et Jille

"Well did he?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Hansel and Gretal

Mars Poppins