Children's Book Writer Gifts

'It's about a little helicopter who goes to a beauty shop - 'The Whirly Bird gets the Perm'!'

'My mother's a best-selling author of children's books, but she won't read me any bedtime stories.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Well did he?"

Jacques et Jille

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Hansel and Gretal