Children's Authors Gifts

"My latest book is for three-to-five-year-olds, but I like to think there's something in it for everyone."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Hansel and Gretal

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.