Children's Story Writer Gifts

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Hansel and Gretal

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Jacques et Jille

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Sleepy Bunny