Children's Story Writer T-Shirts

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Jacques et Jille

Hansel and Gretal

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."