Child Author T-Shirts

"We’re very interested in your Tell-All coloring book."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Hansel and Gretal

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Sleepy Bunny

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

A. A. Milne

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"....And the humans go, 'Blah, blah, blah'."

Bear Porridge

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."