Child Author Prints

"We’re very interested in your Tell-All coloring book."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Happy Turkey Day!

Hansel and Gretal

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Sleepy Bunny

Ted Hughes

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

A. A. Milne

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"....And the humans go, 'Blah, blah, blah'."

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

Bear Porridge

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."