Children's Television Writer Gifts

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Hansel and Gretal

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Sleepy Bunny

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Hansel meets his biological mother.

"....And the humans go, 'Blah, blah, blah'."

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Goose escapes the tv.

Bear Porridge

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Pastor of Muppets

"You know what? I probably could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again but I was just too pissed."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"We've voted you off the island."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'