Children's Tv Analyst Gifts

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

New Course At The New School

Andrew Marr

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

Swings Doctor

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

Ian McCaskill

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

"...And now a party political broadcast from the..."

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

The Judgmental Algorithm

'Noddy never done US any harm!'

"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

guess who just signed a contract with sesame street.

'Let's see what's happening inside a Turkish maximum security prison, through the... Barred window.'