Children's Tv Analyst Pillows

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Pastor of Muppets

Andrew Marr

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

New Course At The New School

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Swings Doctor

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Ian McCaskill

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

The Judgmental Algorithm

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

"...And now a party political broadcast from the..."

"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'Let's see what's happening inside a Turkish maximum security prison, through the... Barred window.'

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

guess who just signed a contract with sesame street.