Children's Tv Presenter Gifts

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stephen Fry

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Presenter Auditions.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Stephen Fry

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Jeremy Clarkson.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Stephen Fry.

The great Tea Bag Scam!

'That concludes our broadcast.join us again tomorrow for the News at Ten and our pretty faces.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."