Children's Show Host Gifts

Pastor of Muppets

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'He does.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Fishermen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Pinata Trophies

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Wife

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."