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Pastor of Muppets

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'He does.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Fishermen

"What's your occupation?"

Pinata Trophies

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Send in the Clones.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'