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'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'You've been apart for years...'

"The Why I'm in Science Show"

'Contestants not appearing on stage were taken out and shot.'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"I hear they running out of real video and people are faking stuff."

"Tonight's show will be a really good one. We've replaced seven of our writers, and added five more."

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

'Weasel of Fortune'

The Bach stops here.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

BBC man says 'I've found the perfect vehicle for Graham Norton' as taxi waits outside.

'... and then this REALLY rude woman said, 'You are the weakest link - goodbye', and it all kicked off.'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

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"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Welcome to 'kitchen appliance swap', in which two families exchange toasters to see how the change affects their lives..."

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

Canadian television trivia.

'In order to boost ratings, 'Politics Tonight' will introduce a 'Stupid Pet Tricks' segment....'

"So Carson Daly just talks a lot and introduces songs on some TV show, and girls everywhere are crazy about him?"

"This week, we speak with some creative young entrepreneurs who have taken what used to be an accessible, smoothly functioning public service and revamped it into a cash cow of a privatized system."

And that's why I'm still single!

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!