Children's Tv Presenter Mugs

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Stephen Fry.

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'That concludes our broadcast.join us again tomorrow for the News at Ten and our pretty faces.'