Children's Stories Prints

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

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'Your father should have stayed working nights.'

'Uh, actually I did you a favor. Do you know how many carbs there are in porridge?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I've got a bad feeling about this.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

The Birth of the Prince of Wales

'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Fawn.

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Child Catches Santa

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

'My imaginary friend kept me up late last night.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

When monsters plan holidays...

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Flea in the ear

'Who gave you the black eye?' 'Nobody. I had to fight for it!'

The Cow Jumps Over the Moon.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

...and the cow jumped over the Moon. But missed the mattress.

'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'

Big Bad Wolf Meets Lamb Chop

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"