Childhood Anecdotes Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Haircuts

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Imagination

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Jack in the Box

Tooth fairy

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Mistaken identity.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Sliding Down the Banister