Childhood Anecdotes Prints

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Haircuts

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Imagination

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Tooth fairy

Jack in the Box

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."