Childhood Chronicles Gifts

"Some women to see you, Anne."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Bike Rides

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Imagination

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Tooth fairy

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Jack in the Box