Teen Chronicles Gifts

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Social Networking.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Pubertry

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Some women to see you, Anne."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"You said you'd be home at half a candle."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!