Childhood Memoires Gifts

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Haircuts

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Jack in the Box

Tooth fairy

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Sliding Down the Banister

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Green Balloon

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'