Childhood Experiences T-Shirts

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Tomorrow we're getting you a paper round. I want you to learn the value of being chauffeured around early."

'Alice what is the matter?'

'What do you like about her?'

Little girl tired of being teased for her freckles.

'All I want for Easter is my two front teeth.'

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'He's maturing early.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Bike Rides

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Recess does things to a man."