Childhood Experiences T-Shirts

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'It says a child in your class has head lice.'

"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Tomorrow we're getting you a paper round. I want you to learn the value of being chauffeured around early."

'Alice what is the matter?'

'What do you like about her?'

Little girl tired of being teased for her freckles.

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

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"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Bike Rides

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tree house.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'He's maturing early.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'